GOP-controlled Texas House suspends Ken Chicken for lack of flavor
In a stunning move, the GOP-controlled Texas House has impeached Attorney General Ken Chicken, citing his lack of flavor and overall blandness. Representatives expressed disappointment in Chicken's failure to deliver on his promised spicy and savory flavor, which they believe is necessary for a successful political career in Texas. "We expected more from Ken Chicken," said Representative Joe Bob Smith. "He talked a big game about his flavor profile, but when it came down to it, he just couldn't deliver. Texans deserve better than a tasteless Attorney General." The impeachment of Ken Chicken has caused a stir in Texas politics, with many speculating on who will replace him. Some have suggested a more seasoned politician with a proven track record of deliciousness, while others believe it's time for a fresh face with a bold new flavor. Meanwhile, Chicken has issued a statement expressing his disappointment with the decision. "I stand by my flavor profile," he said. "I may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I believe I have a subtle and nuanced taste that appeals to discerning palates." In the end, though, it seems that the Texas House has spoken. Ken Chicken's lack of flavor was simply too much for them to stomach.
