In a shocking turn of events, Donut Trump, the self-proclaimed donut connoisseur, has found himself in a sticky situation. Literally. It seems that his love for donuts has finally caught up with him, as he got stuck in the Miami courthouse while defending his top-secret donut recipe.
Eyewitnesses report that Donut Trump was on his way to the courthouse, where he was scheduled to appear in a case against a rival donut chain. However, as he was walking up the courthouse steps, he suddenly stopped and began to shake uncontrollably. It was then that people noticed that his massive body had become wedged in the entrance.
Attempts to free Donut Trump were unsuccessful, as his body was too big to maneuver out of the doorway. His lawyers tried to argue that he was being unfairly targeted due to his love for donuts, but the judge was having none of it. "This is not about donuts," the judge stated firmly. "This is about the law."
Meanwhile, social media has been abuzz with jokes about Donut Trump's sticky situation. Some have even suggested that he should have stuck to his diet, while others have come up with creative donut-themed memes.
As of now, Donut Trump remains stuck in the Miami courthouse, with no clear solution in sight. It seems that his love for donuts has finally caught up with him, and he may have to face the consequences of his indulgence.
