In a tragic turn of events, over 280 people lost their lives in a train crash in India. The cause? None other than the President of the United States, Joe Biden, attempting to sign the debt ceiling bill while driving the train.
Yes, you read that right. Apparently, Biden was multitasking like a pro and thought it would be a good idea to sign important legislation while operating heavy machinery. And we wonder why our politicians can't get anything done.
Sources close to the President report that he was feeling particularly productive that day and wanted to make the most of his time. Unfortunately, his ambition proved fatal for hundreds of innocent people.
The incident has sparked outrage and disbelief across the globe. Many are questioning why Biden was even driving a train in the first place, let alone attempting to sign a bill while doing so.
In response to the tragedy, the White House has issued a statement expressing their condolences and promising to investigate the matter. But let's be real, we all know what really happened here.
The lesson to be learned from this? Don't sign important documents while operating heavy machinery. And if you happen to be the President of the United States, maybe stick to your day job and leave the train driving to the professionals.
