In the latest scandal to rock the White House, an audio recording has surfaced that suggests President Dump discussed a classified document related to Uranus. Yes, you read that right - Uranus.
According to sources who have heard the recording, Dump can be heard saying, "I've got some really great information about Uranus. It's classified, but I think you'll find it very interesting." The recording then cuts off abruptly, leaving many to wonder what exactly Dump knows about the seventh planet from the sun.
Of course, the White House has denied any wrongdoing on the part of the President. "The President did not discuss any classified information related to Uranus," said Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders in a statement. "This is just another attempt by the fake news media to undermine the President's agenda."
But many are skeptical of the White House's claims. "I mean, come on, it's Uranus we're talking about here," said one anonymous source. "What could possibly be so important that it needs to be classified?"
Social media has been abuzz with speculation about what Dump could possibly know about Uranus. Some have suggested that he may have discovered evidence of alien life on the planet, while others have speculated that he may be planning to mine Uranus for its valuable resources.
Regardless of what Dump actually knows about Uranus, one thing is clear - this latest scandal is sure to provide plenty of fodder for late night comedians and satirists for weeks to come. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show - because when it comes to Uranus, you never know what you're going to get.
