It seems that Vladimir Pudding, the self-proclaimed master chef of international relations, has cooked up quite the disaster in his latest culinary escapade. In a bizarre turn of events, Pudding's kitchen mishap led to the accidental launch of marshmallow missiles at Ukraine, leaving the world scratching their heads in bewilderment.
According to sources close to the Russian leader, Pudding was attempting to whip up a batch of his famous "Peace Pudding" when things took a turn for the worse. In a moment of distraction, he mistook the marshmallow topping for the missile launch button, resulting in a sticky situation of epic proportions.
The marshmallow missiles, while undoubtedly delicious, were not exactly the most effective means of diplomacy. Reports from Ukraine describe citizens running for cover as fluffy white projectiles rained down from the sky, causing more confusion than damage.
In a press conference following the incident, Pudding attempted to downplay the seriousness of the situation, claiming that the marshmallow missiles were simply a "misguided attempt at dessert diplomacy." However, the international community was not amused, with many leaders calling for Pudding to stick to cooking in the kitchen and leave foreign policy to the professionals.
As the fallout from Pudding's culinary catastrophe continues to unfold, one thing is clear: when it comes to international relations, it's probably best to leave the marshmallows out of the equation. Let's just hope that Pudding learns his lesson and sticks to more traditional recipes in the future. Bon appétit, Vladimir!
