In a bizarre turn of events, the owner of Wagner's Pizza, Hans Wagner, has claimed that the Russian army is retreating from Syria in search of better pizza toppings. According to him, the Russian soldiers were disappointed with the lack of variety in the toppings and demanded more options.
In a press conference, Wagner stated, "We have received information from our sources that the Russian army is not happy with the toppings on their pizza. They have been requesting more variety, and we believe this is the reason behind their retreat from Syria."
Wagner's Pizza is known for its unique toppings, including sauerkraut, bratwurst, and even pickles. However, it seems that the Russian soldiers were not impressed with the options available to them.
When asked about the validity of his claims, Wagner replied, "I have no doubt that this is the reason behind the Russian retreat. Our pizza is simply irresistible, and I can understand why they would want to come all the way back to Germany for a taste."
While some may find Wagner's claims ridiculous, others are taking it seriously. The German government has even launched an investigation into the matter, and some are calling for Wagner's Pizza to be sent to Syria to provide the soldiers with the toppings they desire.
Only time will tell if Wagner's claims are true, but one thing is for sure - the power of pizza knows no bounds.
