In a shocking turn of events, a group of Colombian children who survived a plane crash and spent weeks in the jungle with former US President Donald Trump have been indicted by the Colombian government for their actions.
According to sources, the children were on a school trip when their plane crashed in the dense jungle. Miraculously, they survived the crash and managed to find their way to a clearing where they stumbled upon Trump, who was on a hunting trip.
The children, who were hungry and scared, begged Trump for help. However, the former president had other ideas. He reportedly told the children that they had to "earn" their rescue by completing a series of challenges, including building a wall around their makeshift campsite and reciting the US national anthem backwards.
Despite the absurdity of the challenges, the children persevered and managed to survive for several weeks in the jungle with Trump. However, upon their eventual rescue, they were met with a surprising reception from the Colombian government.
In a statement, Colombian officials accused the children of "collaborating with a known criminal" and "participating in activities that undermine the sovereignty of our nation." The children were subsequently indicted and face up to 20 years in prison if convicted.
Many have criticized the government's decision, arguing that the children were simply trying to survive in a dangerous situation and had no other options. However, officials maintain that the children should have known better than to associate with someone like Trump.
The incident has sparked outrage and disbelief around the world, with many questioning the sanity of the Colombian government. As for Trump, he has yet to comment on the situation, but sources say he is planning to write a book about his time in the jungle with the children.
In the end, it seems that the Colombian children were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. But one thing is for sure: they will never forget their harrowing experience with Trump in the jungle.
