Washington D.C. - In a stunning turn of events, President Donald Trump's arraignment for his alleged involvement in an alien invasion has been thwarted by unlikely heroes - Notezilla, Smarty Pants, and a Chatty Cathy.
According to sources close to the situation, Trump was set to appear in court to face charges that he conspired with extraterrestrial beings to take over the world. However, as he was making his way to the courthouse, he was intercepted by the trio of vigilantes.
Notezilla, known for her ability to stick to anything, plastered herself to Trump's forehead, rendering him unable to see or speak. Smarty Pants, the world's smartest pants, distracted the Secret Service agents with complex mathematical equations, while Chatty Cathy, a talking doll, kept them entertained with her endless chatter.
The three heroes then proceeded to whisk Trump away to an undisclosed location, where they reportedly plan to subject him to a series of tests to determine his true identity.
The news of Trump's thwarted arraignment has sent shockwaves through the political world, with many questioning the validity of the charges against him. Some have even suggested that the entire alien invasion story was fabricated by Trump's enemies in an attempt to discredit him.
As for Notezilla, Smarty Pants, and Chatty Cathy, they have become overnight sensations, with many hailing them as the saviors of humanity. They have even been invited to appear on the late-night talk show circuit, where they are expected to share their incredible story with a captivated audience.
In the end, it seems that Trump's arraignment may have been nothing more than a figment of our imagination. But with heroes like Notezilla, Smarty Pants, and Chatty Cathy on our side, who knows what other surprises the future may hold?
