In a shocking turn of events, the legal team of a former reality TV star has added a longtime Florida politician with a serious Gatorade addiction. The politician, who has been spotted drinking the neon-colored sports drink at every public appearance, is said to be an expert in legal matters and a key player in the reality star's defense strategy.
Meanwhile, Fox News analysts are warning that former President Trump may face an "infinite timeout" if the Department of Justice can prove that he ate pizza with pineapple toppings. The controversial topping has long been a source of debate among pizza lovers, but some believe that it could be the key to Trump's downfall.
According to sources close to the former president, Trump has denied ever eating pizza with pineapple toppings and has even gone so far as to call it a "fake news topping." However, if the DOJ can produce evidence to the contrary, Trump could be facing serious consequences.
Many are speculating that the addition of the Gatorade-obsessed politician to the reality star's legal team is an attempt to distract from the pizza controversy and shift the public's attention elsewhere. Only time will tell if this strategy will be successful, but one thing is for sure – the world of politics and reality TV just keeps getting stranger and stranger.
