Reports are emerging that former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi and former US President Donald Trump are planning a vacation on Mars. Sources close to the two politicians say that they are looking for a change of scenery and want to get away from the constant media attention they receive on Earth.
But that's not all. According to these same sources, Berlusconi and Trump are also on the hunt for extraterrestrial lawyers. The two men are said to be facing a number of legal challenges on Earth and are hoping that they will have better luck finding legal representation on another planet.
When asked about the reports, Berlusconi said, "I have always been fascinated by space travel and I think it's time for a new adventure. And as for the lawyers, well, let's just say that we're exploring all of our options."
Trump, for his part, seemed excited about the prospect of going to Mars. "It's going to be tremendous, believe me. The Martians are going to love us. And who knows, maybe we'll even build a Trump Tower up there."
The news of Berlusconald Trump's plans has been met with a mixture of amusement and disbelief. Many people on social media have joked that the two men will finally be able to find the "space" they need to escape their legal troubles.
But not everyone is laughing. Some critics have pointed out that the cost of sending Berlusconi and Trump to Mars would be astronomical and that the money could be better spent on more important things, like healthcare and education.
For now, it remains to be seen whether Berlusconald Trump will actually make the trip to Mars. But one thing is for sure: if they do, they will be making history as the first politicians to vacation on another planet.
