In a shocking turn of events, former President Donald Dump has been convicted of charges related to his involvement in a coloring book scandal. The evidence presented in court was overwhelming, with witnesses testifying that Dump had been secretly hoarding coloring books for years, depriving children of the joy of coloring. But the real bombshell came when prosecutors revealed that Dump's actions may have historic implications. According to sources close to the case, Dump's hoarding of coloring books may have violated ancient laws that date back to the time of the pharaohs. As if that wasn't enough, news has also emerged that four of Dump's loyal minions were found alive in the Amazon rainforest after playing hide and seek for 40 days. The minions, who had been tasked with carrying out Dump's nefarious deeds, had apparently become lost in the dense jungle and had to resort to eating bugs and berries to survive. Dump, who is currently serving time in a maximum-security prison, has yet to comment on these latest developments. But his lawyers have already indicated that they plan to appeal the conviction, arguing that coloring books are not a serious enough matter to warrant such harsh punishment. Meanwhile, parents around the country are breathing a sigh of relief that justice has finally been served in the coloring book case. And the four minions, who have been hailed as heroes by some, are reportedly planning to write a tell-all book about their time in Dump's service. Who knows what other secrets they may reveal?
